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Sometimes, You Just Gotta Rage

I’ve decided to reward myself for a good week in the gym, by raging my face off  tonight (aka – partying) with some old buddies. Some from college, some from high school, and one as far back as ….middle school? I don’t really know what level 6th grade is considered, but regardless, we’ve been raging together for a long time.

Once again, the year has flown by, and looking back I’d say it was a pretty successful one: TheYoking.com was born, I achieved my body fat goal, almost drowned myself in milk fat, and have made a good start on my power and Olympic lifting goals. A solid beginning to my lifelong journey of getting straight yoked.

Sometimes I put a lot of thought into these pictures.... sometimes I don't.

But that’s all in the past now….

I don’t know about you, but I’m stoked for 2011. There will be many challenges to overcome, goals to achieve, weights to be moved, and miles to be ran/swam/crawled. But my biggest and most challenging goal is going to be kicking this blog up a notch or two.

I’ve got plans people, lots of plans; but it’s a matter of making the time: between working, working out, writing blog posts, remembering to feed my dogs, and trying to keep some form of social life (and much, much more), it can be quite the challenge to sit down and focus on one more thing.

But you know what? The more I think about how I “don’t have enough time”, the more I realize that that’s just an excuse. Saying “I don’t have the time” really translates to, “I haven’t properly managed my time”.

Having realized this, I’m going to reevaluate my schedule and rededicate myself to pouring some serious time and thought into this amazing, world famous (been viewed in 62 countries)…. and damn sexy, blog.

Hell, I’m feeling festive: Let’s call it my new years resolution.

So come December 31st of 2011, the following will be done, or you can all virtually stone me*:

  1. New logo…. Or any logo for that matter.
  2. New design
  3. Original TheYoking.com video content (meaning, I will stop ripping off youtube… or at least I’ll supplement my ripping off with videos of my own)
  4. And here’s the big one…. Be personal trainer certified

That last one could come in handy for you people, since I’ll be more than happy to share my new found knowledge with everyone and it will give me a whole lot more material to work with.

So…. Other than reading more TheYoking.com blog posts, what do you have planned for the new year?

*For you infidels, or those who’ve only been to church when they were talking about flowers and butterflies (Christmas and Easter), stoning was a pretty popular form of execution back in the Old Testament when God was… well, pretty much pissed off at everybody. Look it up.

Just for a second

I’ve written plenty about my failures: getting hurt, getting sick, getting hurt again, possible milk overdose, etc… A lot of failures.

So I feel that it’s only fair that I get to gloat, just for a second, when everything lines up right, I bring the heat, and kick ass. Last night was one of those nights:

It was deadlift night. Ryan (lifting coach) had warned me the previous day that we were going to kick things up a notch this week, so with a mixture of naivety and stupidity, I walked into the gym excited for the challenge. After the usual foam roller, dynamic stretching, and full body style warm up, we switched to my real “work” for the night: deadlifts. Set after set of deadlifts.

If he can pull that, it'll burst my bubble a little bit

We start low, with a good warm-up weight, for a couple of sets. Then he starts pouring it on. After several sets, we finally get to 300lbs. He tells me this is the last working set, and if I nail this for 5 reps, that’ll put my theoretical 1RM up near 350lbs. Keep in mind, my previous actual one rep-max (1RM) was 335lbs. (last night wasn’t a “testing” night, so we weren’t shooting for the actual max. This was a “work” night meant to build my body up towards the next testing)

Evidently the thought of pushing my max up 15lbs. (coupled with “Bulls on Parade”) stoked the hell out of me, because I nailed the sh*t out of it, and quite honestly felt so jacked up I think I could’ve done 3 more.

I’m embarrassed to admit that I had to beg a little bit, but after crushing that set, Ryan gave me the green light to pull my previous 1RM.

So, happily, I loaded up 335lbs. After grabbing some water, rubbing some chalk on the hands, and psyching myself up… I got behind the bar, set my feet, clinched the bar, pulled the slack out, took a deep breath, lowered my butt, lifted my chest, and pulled as hard as I friggin’ could.

When the chalk settled, I’d cranked out 3 reps. Doesn’t sound like a lot, I know, but considering that it used to be for just 1, that’s a 200% increase; and that puts my theoretical 1RM at close to 370lbs. For those of you keeping stats at home, that’s just 10lbs shy of my deadlift goal. Yeah, the same goal that I thought I wouldn’t even be able to dream about for another 4-6 months.

After that, Ryan brought the usual wickedness that I’ve come to expect to finish out the night. At that point though, I didn’t care. He could’ve told me to hold plank while he caned me with bamboo until I vomited, and I would’ve done it with a smile. I was on cloud nine.

Okay, gloat over.

Don’t worry. There’ll be plenty more failures to laugh at. Every once in a while though, score one for the good guys….this guy.

Intro to Power and Olympic Lifting – An Interview with Ryan Horn

Having been promising you an interview with my recently hired lifting coach, I finally found a time that worked for both of us to sit down and have a chat. The man has a wealth of information, and has already proven to me (via my numbers) that he knows what he’s talking about. Here’s what he had to say. I hope you learn something (I know I did):

So what is your fancy title, certifications held, and all that?

I am the Assistant Strength and Conditioning Coach and Internship Coordinator at a Division I University and have been with my current employer for the past 4 years. I have a Masters Degree from VCU in Coaching and Administration. I’m certified through the Collegiate Strength and Conditioning Coaches Association. I went through a rigorous progress that included a 640-hour practicum under the supervision of Master Strength and Conditioning coach (10+ years experience) and then I had to successfully complete a practical, written, and oral examination to get the certification. This differs from CSCS credential that you’ll get from the NSCA, which a lot of coaches and athletic trainers have because you can work in any sector. The SCCC certification is strictly for collegiate strength and conditioning coaches and in my opinion is the gold standard for our profession. It’s a much more rigorous process as far as getting the certification and my basic specialty is working in the collegiate sector, and I strictly focus on the collegiate sport athlete.

I also hold numerous certifications from nationally recognized organizations such as USA Weightlifting and USA Track and Field. These certifications allow me to coach and teach the Olympic lifts and their variations as well as proper sprint and running mechanics for track and field athletes, team sport athletes and weekend warriors.

I played football at James Madison University and upon graduation did a 12-month internship with Robert Morris and Liberty University before starting my current position

I’m also a competitive power lifter; [at one point] ranked in the top 100 in the country in the 275lb. weight class with 800lb squat, 540 Bench, and a 560 Deadlift.

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So you focus on all athletes, for all sports, at the collegiate level?

Yes, so basically here at the university I am in charge of designing, and implementing, physical preparation programs for my designated teams. I also develop our graduate assistants and interns and help them start the path of becoming strength and conditioning coach. I also train professional athletes, high school athletes, competitive power lifters, competitive strongmen and recreational lifters in my free time and on a private basis.

You’ve got a pretty impressive resume of people you train, so what’s your motivation to train a hack like me?

Honestly I enjoy seeing people maximize their own personal potential [and] accomplish the goals that they set for themselves. To have a part in that proves to be a very rewarding experience for me. It doesn’t matter if you are one of my collegiate athletes, professional athletes or just an average Joe off the street. We all just want to get better and I enjoy being a part of that process.

Okay great… I also would’ve accepted “show me the money” (though having shopped around, I can say that Ryan’s rate is very competitive)

What’s the difference between power lifting, or Olympic lifting, and your standard “go to the gym 4-5 times a week and lift some weights” style of training that most people subscribe to?

It all comes down to your goals, and then based upon your goals, that’s what you’ll emphasize in the program. With Olympic weight lifting and competitive power lifting, you are focusing on specific movements not necessarily specific body parts. In Olympic lifting it’s the clean and jerk, and the snatch. In competitive power lifting it’s the squat, bench, and deadlift. That is your main focus. Everything you do is done in order to bring those lifts up.

Whereas if a guy is on a bodybuilding split, where he’s training chest and bi’s, most of the time his specific goal is aesthetics; or to look a certain way. Maybe make his bench go up, but not in the sense that he has specific, concrete goals of either stepping on the platform or having a specific number in mind. Really what they’re focusing on is what muscles are being used to perform a movement, and seeing it more based off of muscular effort, rather than looking at it as a skill and the technical component that’s needed to perform a given lift. Does that make sense?

Sure it does. It’s kind of like your magazine model “designer” muscle, versus your working, brute force muscle.

Yeah, what it comes down to is: you’ve got guys that are built for go and guys that are built for show. A lot of times, you’ll [notice] power lifters usually have an appreciable amount of muscle mass, it’s kind of hard not to. But you’ve got to remember [that] as a power lifter and Olympic weight lifter, you train muscle groups in order to bring up the competition lifts.

Now, everybody likes being big, having big arms and big legs, and big chest and big back, but the simple fact of the matter is, you’re training your chest, you’re doing your specific movements, because they’re going to bring up the competition lift.

When I do dumbbell presses, I’m not doing them because I want to get big pecs, or I want to create definition in my chest; what I’m doing them for, is to increase my strength at the bottom end of my bench press. So every single movement has some type of emphasis or goal that is designed to increase my one repetition max in a competition lift.

Okay, I got ya. Now with that in mind, how is the training split for power/Olympic lifting different when compared to bodybuilding?

For this kind of lifting there are a lot of different things that are involved: when we first get a lifter in, the first thing I look at is technique. That is number one by far. The program (frequency, loads, volume, specific movements) is adjusted based on your technical proficiency in the given lift.

In your case, you’re not a competitive power lifter or competitive Olympic weight lifter but because your goals are to increase your one rep max in those given lifts I will train you as such.

By performing a thorough evaluation of your technique I can gather what your muscular weaknesses are, what your imbalances are, and then from that I can develop the specific components of your program.

Some guys are overdeveloped on the front-side, so if he’s been training his chest, biceps, triceps, abdominals, and quads, everything that you can see in the mirror, but hasn’t been training his backside, as far as his hamstrings, glutes, lower back, lats, and traps, well then you can see: if I bring those things up, it’s going to help bring up all of your lifts like we’ve already seen. So every single template that you do, is based off your specific technical needs, your specific weaknesses that are usually the cause of your technical failures and sub-par performances.

Everything else is based off where you’re at in regards to a competition or testing date. So the specific movements, sets, reps, volume, frequency and intensity are all programmed with this date in mind.

Considering I’m completely new to this, what would you expect my biggest challenges and weaknesses to be from the get-go?

The biggest challenges in the get-go that I see from guys that have been lifting for a while is that usually you’ve been doing something wrong for a lot longer than you’ve been doing something right. So I spend a lot of my time re-educating and re-teaching the techniques on every single movement. Also, re-programming you to think of an exercise and how it’s going to improve the competition lift and how it’s going to help you reach your goals. Not seeing the dumbbell press, or the Romanian deadlift, or glute ham raises as a means to make your muscles bigger and/or stronger, but how it’s going to bring up your lockout on the deadlift, or how it’s going to help your starting strength off the floor. How increasing the flexibility of your wrists, and forearms is going to allow you to rack your clean better, which in turn is going to put you in better position and allow you to lift heavier loads.

From what you’ve seen so far in the short time I’ve worked with you, what strengths or advantages would you say that I have…. if any.

Your biggest strength right now is going to be your willingness to learn. It’s not going to be physical, it’s going to be fact that you believe in what we’re doing, and you have the mental capacity to physically push yourself and pay attention to finest details of what I’m teaching you. This gives you a greater appreciation for what it is we are trying to achieve and will continue to motivate you week in and week out.

Right now we really need to strengthen the entire posterior chain (hamstrings, glutes, erectors, lats, traps, etc.). This is very common with entry-level lifters because you cannot see these muscles in the mirror and as a result they are often neglected. The bad thing is those are the muscles that are usually hindering you the most. Your legs [and] your upper body [are disproportioned] as far as your numbers are concerned. Your bench is a lot more impressive when compared to your squat and your deadlift. A large number of lifters neglect their squatting and deadlifting because they’re scared they’re going to get hurt, aren’t familiar with the lifts or are just plain lazy. We just need to focus on balancing everything out in order to improve performance and reduce the risk of injury.

So my goal for you, is to slowly work on your flexibility, in the specific sense of racking your cleans and work on strengthening and stabilizing your shoulders since you have had issues with them in past. This will allow us to clean and bench effectively without putting unnecessary wear and tear on the wrists, elbows and shoulders.

Once we get you healthy we can start pushing harder and focusing on improving your technique, increasing your confidence, and continuing to work on bringing up lagging areas/muscle groups.

Knowing what my goals are, how realistic do you think they are?

I mean they’re very realistic. Your deadlift, I mean last time we tested, you’re very close and you’re getting better every single week. Your bench is far greater than you thought it was, after the technical adjustments we made. Your squat is probably moving the fastest out of any of your lifts (36 lb increase in 4 weeks!). You are making extraordinary progress from week to week. That is a result of your beginner/intermediate lifter status. With that, you get results fast. Most of the gains early on are a result of technique improvements and neurological adaptations.

So for instance, when we did your bench press max and we looked at that, you did it your way for the first couple sets. Then I made some technical adjustments, had you pull your shoulder blades together, teach you how to arch, teach you how to get your feet set, teach you where to bring the bar down and where to grip the bar, teach you all those things, and then you hit a 20-30lb PR (personal record). I didn’t make you stronger; I put you into a position to use your current strength more effectively.

So that’s an immediate increase. That’s not because your central nervous system has been adapting to heavier loads, or we’ve increased your muscle mass, it’s because we made the necessary adjustments to allow you to get the most out of your leverages.

Lifting is nothing more than a skill. Especially with the classic barbell movements and strength in general. It’s just like throwing a baseball. Like I’ve told you a million times, if you want to squat more [weight], you have to squat. If you want to bench more, then you need to bench etcetera. In order to become successful at the barbell lifts you have to do them over, and over, and over again until it becomes second nature.

I find that with you, and with all my athletes, you move from simple to complex. You exhaust the simplest means, meaning exercises, before moving on to more complex things.

With me it’s different than some other guys you might go to that focus on using the latest gadget like bands, chains, bosu balls, suspension training or some new age cutting edge program that promises to put 50lbs on our bench in 6 weeks. You don’t need any of that stuff right now, because you’re not even proficient with just the barbell and sub-maximal loads. This isn’t a circus sideshow. I’m not trying to “wow” you or impress you with how many different exercises I know. I’m trying to improve all the movements and motor patterns that you need to perform the lifts necessary to achieve your goals in the safest and most efficient way possible.

Knowing where I’m at, in what kind of time frame do you think it realistic to shoot for achieving those goals?

To be honest, I think it’s important that we look at it as: you have your long term goals, but you just never know what’s going to happen. It could be shorter, right now, I’m thinking it’s going to happen a lot quicker than you think it’s going to happen. Just from the simple fact of how you’re progressing.

But we’ve already hit speed bumps: you’ve gotten sick and had to miss a week of training, things like that happen. But the key is that we’re progressing from week to week, and the numbers will come if we focus on improving day-by-day, session-by-session; and I think that if you’re committed to it for the long haul, less than a year easily, you’ll have those goals.

In some cases, for some of your goals, you’re looking at anywhere from 4-6 months to even sniff at those. Lifts like the clean are moving the slowest, because it’s the most technical lift that you’re doing. I’m going to say that one is going to be further down that range. But things like the squat and deadlift, that you’re really making a lot of great progress with, those things are going to happen sooner. So it’s really not looking at it as a set date, because I just don’t know, based on how you adapt and how the training goes, but let’s just say that with the way you’re training and with the way things are moving right now, I think within a year’s time you should have all your goals accomplished…. Depending on you staying injury free, and staying healthy.

Knowing my three goals are in the deadlift, front squat, and clean, is there anything else that you think I should add to that list, or is that a good place to start?

I think that’s a good place to start, but with you I think it really come down to looking at it as you really want to develop yourself as you first start out [to] be as well rounded a lifter as possible. Once you learn all the movements, you start to specialize based on your predisposition and where you fit in best. You might not be built to be a great Olympic weight lifter but you might be built to be a great power lifter.

So in the beginning, we’ll teach you everything, you have a power clean goal, you have a front squat goal, you have a deadlift goal, but that doesn’t mean you should neglect the other classic barbell movements such as the overhead press, the bench press, and the back squat. All those different lifts are going to help facilitate improvements in the ones you’ve already mentioned. I think it’s important for you as a beginner lifter to focus on the basic compound barbell movements, because those are going to give you the greatest amount of strength possible. This will give you a solid base to build off of for years to come.

It’s different when you’re not competitive as an Olympic lifter or power lifter, because it’s like saying “I play a lot of different sports. I like to play baseball sometimes, basketball sometimes, etcetera.” A jack-of-all-trades is a master of nothing and I feel that all lifters training should be purposeful with a specific goal in mind.

So with you, at this point, it’s to expose you to a lot of different things to make you well rounded, and to make sure that we’re covering all our bases and increasing your strength in every movement possible, as far as being able to vertically press/pull and horizontally press/pull, be able to squat, and do hinge lifts like the deadlift and cleans.

It all builds on one or the other. Sometimes if you focus on the front squat, yes, that’s going to help build up your clean; because it’s the same position, and you’re going to develop and strengthen the same range of motion. In the same token, in the back squat, it’s going to help you snatch; but it’s also going to help your entire body because the load is going to be greater, because you can handle more weight on a back squat than you can on a front squat. [The] average person’s front squat max is anywhere between 70-80% of their back squat max. So, in turn, the front squat is going to get you stronger, it’s going to help bring up your clean, it’s going to help you get comfortable with catching your cleans, but the back squat is going to allow you use more load which is just going to increase your overall strength.

Alright Ryan, I appreciate your time and the info. Let’s get to work…

No problem Luke I appreciate you giving me the opportunity to do this interview.


Ryan is currently accepting clients for online programming, consultations, phone consultations and personal training. He can be reached at ryanhorn45@gmail.com.

The GOMAD Diet – The Verdict (Part 6)

All good things must come to an end. Thankfully, that goes for the bad things too. My *cough*month*cough* long journey through the GOMAD diet came to an end a couple weeks ago, cut slightly shorter than anticipated by some invisible evil that wormed it’s way into my ecosystem. No matter, 28ish days of GOMAD were plenty for me, and I think it was a good indicator of how my body, and possibly yours, reacts to the diet.

Just a quick recap, the GOMAD diet involves drinking an entire gallon of whole milk each and every day, while eating your normal food at the usual quantities as well. The most common suggestion is to do this for one month, which I did (mostly).

The point? To gain weight. There are a lot of guys out there, and I used to be one of them, that are skinny as hell and would drown a bushel of kittens to just to gain and retain 10 pounds.

For this wrap-up, I’ll break it down for you into an easy to read and understand pro-con format, and then break out into some free styling on each point as well.

Pro Con
Gained 14 lbs. …I went from 6% body fat to 9.9%
Absolutely stronger the first couple weeks …Felt very, very tired and lethargic the last week and a half or so of the diet
LDL cholesterol dropped …HDL dropped as well, though not as drastically, and triglyceride levels increased
Reduced libido? Reduced libido

The Weight Gain

This is the one and only reason that a person puts them self through the GOMAD diet, so I’m happy to inform you, that you will indeed gain weight. In fact, I’ve read reports of some people gaining as much as a pound per day. I was skeptical of this at first, but judging from my massive weight gain in the first 2 weeks (15 pounds), I now tend to believe it.

Now the quality of that weight might not be what you’re looking for. When somebody says: man, I’m skinny, I sure would like to gain some weight, I think it’s very seldom that they’d like to put on more than half that weight in pure lard, which is basically what I did. I started off at 174lbs @ 6% body fat, and ended up at 188lbs @ 9.9% body fat. If you do the math, that’s a gain of over 8lbs of fat.

I’m happy to say that somehow my body is hiding it well. I really should’ve done an “after” picture, but I’ll just tell you that I really don’t look all that much different than before. There’s some slight definition lost, but not nearly the transformation that I would’ve expected from gaining that much weight.

So was the rest of the weight muscle? I’m sure it wasn’t. There was some muscle gained, but also a good bit of water weight was probably put on. Let’s be honest people, without the help of some serious ‘roids, you’re not going to put on 30lbs of muscle in 30 days. Real, hard earned muscle, is going to take months and months of strategic lifting and eating.

So bottom line, if you’re trying to “bulk up”, then GOMAD will definitely give you the weight. If you’re thinking this will turn you into Arnold circa Conan The Barbarian overnight, then I’d suggest you go with some dude in your gym locker room sticking a needle in your butt instead.*

How I felt

If you read the updates throughout, you’ll see that for the first half of the diet or so, I felt pretty good. I was gaining weight like crazy and, other than feeling like I was going to pop, felt fairly energetic, motivated, and ready to rage on some weights. My workouts were good, and I felt stronger; I’m assuming from the wealth of calories that I had at my disposal.

Second half of the month didn’t go so well. I stopped gaining weight, my workouts weren’t as good, I felt unmotivated, and my energy was low throughout the entire day. My doctor said my body may have started reacting negatively to all the milk, but who can really say. Maybe I was just depressed. Or maybe I was depressed, but the reason behind that was all the milk in my diet. I’m a firm believer that what you eat has a huge impact on the way you feel, not only physically, but emotionally as well.

Will I die 10 years earlier as a result?

While there are many, many different chemicals and processes in the body that may have been effected (affected? I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND WHICH ONE TO USE) by my dietary choices, there were three big ones that I, and my doctor, were concerned with:

LDL Cholesterol – “bad” cholesterol

Triglycerides – fat in the bloodstream

HDL Cholesterol – “good” cholesterol. You probably didn’t even know this existed.

I’d recommend doing some quick research online for a more medically relevant description of these elements, but for those of you who don’t really care, let me just say that having high levels of the top two is bad (particularly the LDL, as I understand it) and a high level of the HDL is good.

Considering all the saturated fat that is in a gallon of whole milk, a spike in my LDL and triglycerides wouldn’t have been all that surprising. However, the results of my blood test were quite surprising: While my Triglyceride levels rose, and my HDL dropped a little, my LDL dropped significantly. Below are the results:

Pre-GOMAD levels                        Post-GOMAD levels

LDL                                    108 mg/dL                                    70 mg/dL

Triglycerides                        71 mg/dL                                    85 mg/dL

HDL                                    66 mg/dL                                    50 mg/dL

There are more statistics on this printout regarding my blood work, including calcium and Vitamin D levels (those shot up, not too surprisingly) and a bunch of other stuff that I don’t even understand (what the hell is “Bilirubin”? MS Word doesn’t even think it’s a word) so I may post PDFs at a later date of both results so you can draw your own conclusions from all the numbers.

Bottom line from the blood results though, and my doctor concurred with this, is that the GOMAD diet did not have any clearly visible negative long-term health affects (there’s that damn word again. Figured I’d use the other one so I’d at least get it right once)

Reduced libido

Did you guys know that they had words in Maxim too!? Neither did I, but a lower sex drive opens your eyes to a whole new world…

I feel a little weird writing about this, but again, I want to be 100% honest about the whole experience. Pretty sure this falls in line with that whole “might’ve just been depressed” theory. I guess it was nice to not have it on the brain for a little while but, come on, I’m a dude… It scared the crap out of me. Happy to say it’s back to “normal” levels, whatever that means. It came back pretty quickly after I went off the diet.

I’m not saying this will happen to you, in fact other people have complained of having an overactive sex drive when on the diet. Though, dudes like to brag about their sex drive (as well as everything else), so they could just be lying. This is the friggin’ Internet, so we can all just talk about how huge all of our physical attributes are and how much testosterone is coursing through our veins… as we play World of Warcraft in our parents basement and tell our mom to stop asking us when we’re going to get a girlfriend.**

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

Having put myself through all this, my suggestions for you if you’re considering trying GOMAD is:

  1. Ease into it
  2. I would recommend starting with a half gallon or so the first few days, and work up to the full gallon.

  3. Don’t overdo it.
  4. Yes, you’ll obviously have to push yourself to drink that much milk and eat that much food if you’re really going to see results, but listen to your body. If you’re just having a hard time forcing all the calories in, then suck it up. But if you stop gaining weight, you feel like crap, and start thinking more about who would win in a fight between Batman and a declawed Wolverine*** than the girl next door, then you might want to back off. The only reason I didn’t was because I was writing this damned article series. If it weren’t for this, I would’ve quit after week 3 when my weight gain hit a plateau.

  5. Plan your consumption
  6. Until it becomes habit to drink milk constantly, you may want to set an alarm on your phone to alert you every hour or so as a reminder to drink. Just pretend it’s an all day power-hour of milk drinking and your phone is hazing the crap out of you. He says drink, and you do it pledge, or you will be blackballed.

….Well… There you have it folks. I’m glad I gave it a shot, but I’m even happier that it’s over with. Back to “normal” eating habits for me, which are relatively healthy, and much more affordable and socially acceptable.
Would I recommend you try this diet to gain weight? I’m not sure I’d recommend it under normal circumstances, but if you’re really having a tough time gaining weight, it might be a good last resort. As always, just listen to your body, as I tend not to do.

As a final CYA, you should consult a doctor or something before starting any crazy-ass diet. There I said it.

If you have any questions that I left unanswered in this article, or throughout the articles series, please feel free to leave a question in the comments section, or shoot me an email at luke@theyoking.com. I’ll be more than happy to share.

* – This is not a real recommendation. Don’t do this.

** – Not a personal example, thank God.

*** – Batman.

Back In Business


This song kind of sucks, but it’s the best I could do on short notice

You didn’t think I forgot about you, did you? I’m happy to tell you that I’m back in action after being sick and taking pretty much the entire week off from working out, writing, and housekeeping activities (eat it roommates).

While my house cleaning abilities haven’t seemed to recover (eat it roommates… but seriously, I’ll get to it tomorrow), my workouts are back to being awesome, and, as you can see, my writing is back to Nobel/Pulitzer/Smiley-face-sticker winning form.

The purpose of this post is not to drop massive amounts of knowledge on you. We both know I don’t have massive amount of knowledge to give. But I wanted to reassure you, since I’m sure you were so worried, that I have not perished. My focus and drive are back, and I’m about to bring the heat back to the blogosphere (real word? MS Word says yes).

What’s coming up you ask? Well I’ve got the results back from the doctor, so I’m working on the final write-up, or “verdict” if you will, on my experience with the GOMAD diet. I want to make sure I give it all my thought and effort before posting it, since I think there are quite a few people who could benefit from my experience.

Also, I finally cornered my coach, Ryan Horn, for an interview. I put together a few questions that I thought anybody who was new to power lifting and Olympic style lifting (such as myself) would want to know, and was amazed at the amount of information that poured out of him. I’m going to get all that transcribed (that means “write it down” for my meathead friends out there) and posted here soon.

So that’s all for now peoples, but keep checking back…. It’s about to get serious.

The Gym Playlist: Key Component to Any Workout

Hey let’s talk about something fun. How about politics? Just kidding. I hate politics and find them to be an exercise in futility. Let’s talk about something fun and useful: the gym playlist.

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Warning: Do not expose babies to RATM

Yeah, you know, that list that is forever changing, but always a must for pushing out that last mile or pulling that last lift. Nobody can deny the power of a Kenny G. flute solo during a max deadlift.

Anyway, since I know you all care so much about how I do things, I figured I’d lay out the Luke Rhodes Power Hour Playlist December 2010 Edition. Let me know your thoughts (Yes, I know it’s a little Black Keys heavy, but they’re my fetish right now):

So what’s on your playlist? Give me a song or two to add to mine, because, while my list is badass, it’ll quickly grow stale.