I have not perished. I’m taking a much needed, if unplanned, hiatus.

Good news? I got a promotion at work. Bad news? All the added work I’ve got on my plate now is threatening to kill me.

I plan on coming back online come the new year, and will post the Whole 30 write up then (I’ve actually written most of it, but just need to brush it up a bit).

In the meantime, here are some E-cards that resonate with, or (sadly) embody me… For those of you offended by the F-word, feel free to not read:

someecards.com - If I were an animal, I'd eat vegetarians

someecards.com - The morning is a success if I make it to lunch without eating my lunch.

someecards.com - You'd have a better chance of being shirtless in a woman's bedroom if you weren't shirtless in every online photo

someecards.com - We're total fucking bad asses

someecards.com - Getting married last lowers your chances of getting divorced first

someecards.com - Get me the fuck out of here

someecards.com - Let's get high school drunk

someecards.com - When work feels overwhelming, remember that you're going to die

someecards.com - I love pretending I have the courage to quit my job

someecards.com - Congratulations on narrowly averting death while ogling a female pedestrian

someecards.com - My high school yearbook quote contained lyrics from a classic rock band

someecards.com - I would be more inclined to grow up if I saw that it worked out for everyone else.

someecards.com - If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die.

someecards.com - Congratulations on losing, gaining, and losing weight